I’m also laughing at his use of the word “cumbersome”.
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
I have never seen a comment on a post that is as true as this one.
getting home from school
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard
WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!
It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D
Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE
Give it here, now.
Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?
Menswear for WomenNoomi Rapace wears black W1 Tuxedo Suit by A. SauvagePhotography: Adrien Sauvage
Butt dial and booty call are basically the same words but they mean very different things.
You either love The Princess Bride or you’re wrong.
THOSE ARE THE OPTIONS YOU HAVE
Give him a break. He’s been mostly dead all day.
If a more quotable movie exists I’d like to see it.
These people are doin’ Halloween right.
how about no
Is this a Halloween decoration or a picture of a house in Australia?
i can safely say this is infact australia
edited to make it better veiwable on tumblr
This hurt my heart
;A; the last image especially.damn. It makes you not complain.
God we’re so fucking selfish.
OMG my heart.
already reblogged this and it still hurts all the parts of my heart
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god